Caleh

Caleh is indescribable. Her attributes are endless, her love is deep and unwavering, she has a huge heart and her kindness knows no bounds. She’s also a great kisser.

Caleh is synonymous with Mary-Poppins as she is practically perfect in every way.

Caleh is the only person “Caleh” enough to be named Caleh.

Caleh by Robotninja87 November 25, 2021

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

caleb logan 

A YouTuber who was part of a family vlogging channel called Bratayley. He had 2 younger sisters. He vlogged for nearly 5 years until his life came to an end on October 1, 2015 at 7:08 PM at the age of 13. He passed away from hypertrophic cardiomyopathy which was a heart disease that ran in his mom's side of the family. It went undetected in his yearly check ups.

Caleb Logan's death was a tragedy for the YouTube community and Bratayley fans.

caleb logan by Kenny McC0rmick January 27, 2017

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

Caleigh 

A Caleigh is a Caleigh, not a Kaylee, Calle, or Kiely. She will always stay with you no matter what. She can be mean if she needs to be. She is beautiful, smart, and kind, but will deny it to the grave. She could be described as a mom or a big sister a best friend or an amazing girlfriend. Whatever she is to you, you are extremely lucky that she is.

Person 1 - “Jackson finally got a girlfriend “
Person 2 - “really who is it”
Person 1 - “Caleigh”
Person 2 - “ Seriously he is so lucky”
Person 1 - “ I know right, I’m jealous”

Caleigh by Jackson_PonnyLarry December 19, 2019

Caleb Logan 

An amazing boy who sadly passsed away on October 1st 2015 at the age of 13. He made so many people smile and will be missed dearly.

'Caleb Logan is my favourite youtuber'

Caleb Logan by Caleblogan-bby April 26, 2017

CalebCity 

A YouTuber and former Viner best known for his skits that he mostly does alone, often portraying himself as multiple different characters. He is arguably one of the few YouTubers on the platform that is actually funny without trying too hard.

Many of CalebCity’s skits often make fun of commonly used tropes or features in media and/or create a highly exaggerated scenario from certain situations.

CalebCity by GunnyMan4 April 6, 2020