Calcohol

The act of somewhat studying for a calculus final, while killing brews you cant bring home.

Wanna study some calcohol?
..Yeah

by RReinold June 2, 2011

Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

calcoolus

A very cool class in which you get to learn calculus. It is the best math class ever! So much fun to learn derivatives and integrals. Most schools only offer calculus. Only certain teachers have the Intellic and fun loving nature needed in order to teach calcoolus.

I am so glad I go to a school that offers calcoolus.
Best math class ever is calcoolus, ofcourse I have only had bad math classes.

by CaylaCool September 13, 2016

Chalcohol

Alcohol of the cheap variety, which is generally consumed by Chavs

"I bought Sainsbury's value cider, because it's such cheap Chalcohol"
"Lambrini is quality chalcohol"

by Baba G June 1, 2009

Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

carcoholic

a person who drives under the influence of alcohol. Also used as an adjective.

1. Stern action needs to be taken against carcoholics. They contribute to road accidents.
2. I cannot put up with your carcoholic behaviour.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010