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Last name of some families that generated in Sicily. Some/ most moved to America. They represent the American Italian lifestyle. Though they keep the traits of Being loud, Laughing a lot, keeping the spaghetti sauce secret, and eating lasagna every christmas eve made from scratch from Grandma. They also tend to believe that a generation in Sicily of Calamia's may have possibly been involved in the mob. And cement company jokes are a favorite with the men in the family, only when girls bring boyfriends around the family of course.
I went to the Calamia household last night.

The Calamia family is so funny!
Calamia by Aliceinmakebelieve January 4, 2010
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Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.
Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.
Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

CalamityPrison 

A 40 Year old Male that ventures Discord and Roblox to acquire the Nudes of Every female he comes across.
A CalamityPrison contacted my sister yesterday.
CalamityPrison by Daddy Kandy February 14, 2018

Calamity 

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria
Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
Calamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020
Derivation of calm. Referring to anything positive, cool or impressive.
You see that girl over there? She is so calamis!
calamis by davemoench October 23, 2018

Calamity Mod 

Calamity Mod is a Terraria mod that adds 31 bosses (Including Mini Bosses and Super Bosses.), it also adds:
near 800 items (as of now)
29 debuffs (as of now)
27 buffs (as of now)

Terraria mods are loaded in by using TModLoader, if you were wondering.
Guy 1: "I have calamity mod."
Guy 2: "So do I!"
Calamity Mod by JamezWebResearch November 12, 2018