Cakemma 

1. Commonly known under the name of "cake dilemma", the cakemma is a trivial and tasty version of Philippa Foot's Trolley Problem. Specifically, a cakemma challenges you with a moral dilemma using the metaphor of cakes instead of obese people.

2. Non-coincidentally sounds like the French "quinquennat", which makes you wonder if French politics, too, consist in choosing the less sickening version of a cake in order to avoid democratic vomiting.

Q : Should I be faithful to cheesecake, or am I allowed to take a bite at this carrot cake winking at me?

A : Ugh, what a cakemma...

Cakemma by reknihtdrawkcab September 22, 2018

Cakemama 

n. A Karen who thinks she is so high and mighty she can bully anyone, even her child’s teachers, because she disagrees with their opinion and that makes her butthurt.

Sally got taught about racism in school. Her bigoted Cakemama mother didn’t like it and tried doxxing her teacher .

What a bitch.

Cakemama by JoJakHare October 4, 2020

Cakemama 

An entitled, undereducated Right wing woman.

“I was at the grocery store where a bunch of Cakemamas refused to wear a mask.

Cakemama by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu September 20, 2020

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

cakemaggedon 

the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.

To celebrate Kevin's birthday we planned a "cakemaggedon".

cakemaggedon by Mrs. Baconator February 21, 2018

merry cakemas 

another way of saying happy birthday, that is a combination of the words merry christmas and cake

A: Today is my birthday!
B: well merry cakemas my dude

merry cakemas by TheNamesRonni December 21, 2019

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton 

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct

Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021