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Cakemma

1. Commonly known under the name of "cake dilemma", the cakemma is a trivial and tasty version of Philippa Foot's Trolley Problem. Specifically, a cakemma challenges you with a moral dilemma using the metaphor of cakes instead of obese people.

2. Non-coincidentally sounds like the French "quinquennat", which makes you wonder if French politics, too, consist in choosing the less sickening version of a cake in order to avoid democratic vomiting.
Q : Should I be faithful to cheesecake, or am I allowed to take a bite at this carrot cake winking at me?

A : Ugh, what a cakemma...
by reknihtdrawkcab September 22, 2018
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Cakemama

n. A Karen who thinks she is so high and mighty she can bully anyone, even her child’s teachers, because she disagrees with their opinion and that makes her butthurt.
Sally got taught about racism in school. Her bigoted Cakemama mother didn’t like it and tried doxxing her teacher .

What a bitch.
by JoJakHare October 4, 2020
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Cakemama

“I was at the grocery store where a bunch of Cakemamas refused to wear a mask.
by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu September 20, 2020
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If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!
Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat
by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021
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cakemaggedon

the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
To celebrate Kevin's birthday we planned a "cakemaggedon".
by Mrs. Baconator February 21, 2018
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merry cakemas

another way of saying happy birthday, that is a combination of the words merry christmas and cake
A: Today is my birthday!
B: well merry cakemas my dude
by TheNamesRonni December 21, 2019
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Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct
Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
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