calemma 

the unbreakable bond between two silly but swag superheros. Calemma is the best pair of two friends EVER who will save the world and eat froyo in their volkswagon bus. They are a tad bit stupid but also smarter than Enstein. They have the best style and model at their duck farm. yea yea

person 1- did you see calemma in the hallway?
person 2- i wish we were calemma they are so cool
person 1- i guess were just not as good of friends as they are

person 2- yea tbh i dont even like you
person - your a bitch

calemma by emmlac elitned December 13, 2020

clemma 

A rare yet beautiful characteristic experienced when smoking
too much Marijuana. Often prone to making intense
conversation with others and making them laugh until
they piss their pants.

LMFAO what did you smoke tonight?
You're being such a Clemma!

clemma by cp student October 20, 2010

Caleema 

an intelligent, talented, honest, at times blunt, loving, kind, humorous, good looking person that cares deeply for family and friends

Caleema will always be honest with you, even if it hurts your feelings.

Caleema by LVeracity February 5, 2010

Cakemma 

1. Commonly known under the name of "cake dilemma", the cakemma is a trivial and tasty version of Philippa Foot's Trolley Problem. Specifically, a cakemma challenges you with a moral dilemma using the metaphor of cakes instead of obese people.

2. Non-coincidentally sounds like the French "quinquennat", which makes you wonder if French politics, too, consist in choosing the less sickening version of a cake in order to avoid democratic vomiting.

Q : Should I be faithful to cheesecake, or am I allowed to take a bite at this carrot cake winking at me?

A : Ugh, what a cakemma...

Cakemma by reknihtdrawkcab September 22, 2018