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La Catrina 

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"
La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013
Related Words
Cahrin carina caring catrina camrin Carrington cathrine Carring catrin carin'

Caring uncle Minpict 

A well known phrase often used to describe caring people who give off uncle vibes and could easily be named Minpict
Greg Davies can only be described as Caring uncle Minpict
Caring uncle Minpict by Minpict November 29, 2021
Carine is a great person. She cares a lot about people. Though she goes through a lot she makes sure everyone around her is happy. Don't take Carine's for granted, they are amazing, don't let me get started on how cute they are. She works really hard and doesn't let people get the best of them. She's crazy, weird, funny and loud. Everyone will have a crush on her. Though she can still be shy and have thinks so hard on things and puts everyones happiness before hers, she's great and you'll be making a mistake if you ever let her go or mess with her !
Omg, I love Carine soo much, she's amazing !
Carine by imthatgirl777 January 16, 2019

Cathrina 

She is beyond beautiful, one of a kind she is thicc bro like shes bold and she keeps her word when some one wanna get her fade. Shes a true friend shes funny and understandable she makes your day and protects you. She is one of the persons who stands up for you or others shes so unique with long brown hair brown beautiful eyes adorable dimples and a cute personality.
OMG CATHRINA IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND HILARIOUS!

CATHRINA HAS A UNIQUE PERSONALITY YOU SHOULD MEE LT HER!

Chrinter 

The start of winter and the Christmas period.
Are you looking forward to Chrinter my lovely? Oh yes, I've got all my Chrinter shopping sorted.

'Chrinter is coming'
Chrinter by thechrinterelf October 24, 2019

dirty carina 

When a girl has a one night stand on her period and its a bloody massacre.
I met this chick on tinder and she pulled a dirty carina