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Yup... Another part to the cage thing... Hope you're ready.... It's going to be a good one.
Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."

God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"

Adam "Hello."

Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"

God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."

Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"

God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"

Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."

*A few hours later*

Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."

God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."

Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"

God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."

Eve "Hello."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"

God "What? No. That would be stupid-"

Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"

God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."

Adam & Eve 😖

Adam "Snake!" 🫵

God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"

Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."

God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
Cage. by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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It was snowing today so I left the Gixxer in the garage and drove my cage to work.
cage by eric January 11, 2005
The act of trolling using the photoshopped face of Nicolas Cage made to look like other celebrities, or the creepy face of Nicolas Cage all by his glorious self. Especially fun and rewarding to put in not so obvious locations.
Friend 1: hey, Lauren left her iPhone and it doesn't have a passcode!

Friend 2: oh we should totally cage it!

Friend 1: yessssss, DO IT!
Cage by Purple_unicorn04 May 12, 2013
The guy you just can't get over. You love everything about him. His akward smile, his laugh, the facial expressions he makes, his smell. To you he is perfect. You just can't bring you're self to tell him this. Because he likes your best friend
Girl1: Hey there's Cage
Girl2: Don't say that name. I will start cryin and clock you in the face.
Cage by HelloGoodbye14 March 14, 2011
Man who has killed many, a man who cannot be taken for granted. When he strikes he strikes fast, but with warnings before. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Did you here about cage, because he killed 35 people in one night.
Cage by 696969th November 22, 2018
A device usually used in the basement for the storage of illegitimate children and the mentally retarded. Results have shown to be very successful
Timmy! Stop sticking your fingers through the cage, it's still going to be locked!
cage by theabusivefather November 21, 2006
A boy you fall in love with as soon as you see him and can’t get over him no matter how hard you try, but you can’t tell him that because he has a girlfriend and you respect that! Maybe one day you may get your chance. An amazing football player too!
Cage walks in
Girls: dang I’m in love!
Cage by Footballlife360 November 3, 2019
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