Cagage

The act of a women eating an old mans butt strings.

Dude.....she totally showed me what Cagage was...nasty.

by DoctorD. January 7, 2010

Caggett

Usually upper middle class Caucasian women over the age of 40 who display cat-like tendencies, such as excessive preening, napping, and glaring at everyone as if no one lives up to their expectations. Caggetts are usually blonde, shop at places like Talbots or TJ maxx, and like to use words like "splurge" and "regiment". Their favorite meal is fruit salad. Although most caggetts fall into this demographic, anyone can exhibit caggetty tendency's. These Caggett-like actions include but are not limited to, frowning upon anyone overweight or with out a college degree, talking about how much better other peoples children are, freaking out about petty materialistic possessions.

Oh God, This baby shower is going to be infested with Caggetts. I dont know how im going to survive this Caggettry (caggett Pageantry)!

by Chigbot25 May 19, 2010

Cagate sotto

An insult in roman dialect used to provoke/respond to an offense by wishing an individual to shit himself.

"Ao te va oggi de andà ar centro a fa n'giro?"
"A Daniè ma cagate sotto"

by Hama_ September 10, 2023

cakage fee

The fee a restaurant charges to cut and serve a cake when you bring the cake to the restaurant yourself. Similar to the corkage fee to open and serve your own bottle of wine.

We were surprised that the restaurant charged a $22 cakage fee at our daughter's birthday party.

by Marty Garnett January 13, 2008

Caage

One man in the entire universe that was named Caage. His father was high and didn’t know how to spell Caage so he added an A. Cage (Correct spelling) + A = Damn you father

Jack: Did you hear, Caage smashed his face and my girl?
Caage’s Dad: With a name like his. He got a girl?
*laughing intensity’s*
*Dad goes to get milk again and never returns*

by Caage February 25, 2022

Cagged

A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
It means "to Fuck up" or " to Fuck it up"....

English: "Man You fu**ed up!!"

Spanish: "Men la cago!!"

Dade County: "Bro you Cagged it!"

by david martinez December 10, 2007

Cagger

Someone that likes to ruin perfectly good moments, usually with a stupid ass remark or action.

Wow, that guy is such a fuckin cagger.

by Str8PiMpIn March 31, 2008