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The act of a women eating an old mans butt strings.
Dude.....she totally showed me what Cagage was...nasty.
Cagage by DoctorD. January 7, 2010
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Usually upper middle class Caucasian women over the age of 40 who display cat-like tendencies, such as excessive preening, napping, and glaring at everyone as if no one lives up to their expectations. Caggetts are usually blonde, shop at places like Talbots or TJ maxx, and like to use words like "splurge" and "regiment". Their favorite meal is fruit salad. Although most caggetts fall into this demographic, anyone can exhibit caggetty tendency's. These Caggett-like actions include but are not limited to, frowning upon anyone overweight or with out a college degree, talking about how much better other peoples children are, freaking out about petty materialistic possessions.
Oh God, This baby shower is going to be infested with Caggetts. I dont know how im going to survive this Caggettry (caggett Pageantry)!
Caggett by Chigbot25 May 19, 2010
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Cagate sotto 

An insult in roman dialect used to provoke/respond to an offense by wishing an individual to shit himself.
"Ao te va oggi de andà ar centro a fa n'giro?"
"A Daniè ma cagate sotto"
Cagate sotto by Hama_ September 10, 2023

cakage fee

The fee a restaurant charges to cut and serve a cake when you bring the cake to the restaurant yourself. Similar to the corkage fee to open and serve your own bottle of wine.
We were surprised that the restaurant charged a $22 cakage fee at our daughter's birthday party.
cakage fee by Marty Garnett January 13, 2008
One man in the entire universe that was named Caage. His father was high and didn’t know how to spell Caage so he added an A. Cage (Correct spelling) + A = Damn you father
Jack: Did you hear, Caage smashed his face and my girl?
Caage’s Dad: With a name like his. He got a girl?
*laughing intensity’s*
*Dad goes to get milk again and never returns*
Caage by Caage February 25, 2022
A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
It means "to Fuck up" or " to Fuck it up"....
English: "Man You fu**ed up!!"

Spanish: "Men la cago!!"

Dade County: "Bro you Cagged it!"
Cagged by david martinez December 10, 2007
Someone that likes to ruin perfectly good moments, usually with a stupid ass remark or action.
Wow, that guy is such a fuckin cagger.
Cagger by Str8PiMpIn March 31, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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