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A stupid person spelling CTFU wrong because the person is dyslexic
I didn’t know what lil ant was saying when he was responding with CAFU that dumb fuck was trying to spell Cracking the Fuck up
CAFU by Tidkank November 30, 2017
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When a dumb bitch don’t know how to spell CTFU.😭😭
This bitch captioned her post CAFU and didn’t know it was CTFU.🤣🤣🤣
CAFU by Sexy_A1010 December 10, 2020
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Alan Hutton is the Scottish Cafu
Cafu by Scottish Cafu November 26, 2018
Cafuné does mean running your hand through someone’s hair, caressing someone’s scalp. It most certainly does not translate as caffeine. That would be cafeína
Adoro quando ele me faz cafuné
Cafuné by Jus2kool April 26, 2019
the act of running your fingers through your lover's hair

it is among the few word that cannot be translated into english

(Brazilian Portugese)
i sat with her in silence and cafuné.
cafuné by mhmmohyes March 30, 2013
(Brazilian/Portuguese) (Verb) The act of tenderly running your fingers through someone's hair.
Ex1.) I love it when my boyfriend Cafunés my hair.

Ex2)Cafuné is a hard word to translate into English.
Cafuné by Crystalbell September 17, 2013

cafufflicate 

A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!
Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.
cafufflicate by Prokarenadol March 15, 2010
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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