CTFU

Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,

Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.

by LinaBeana June 12, 2010

CTFU

CTFU means “carb the fuck up.”

Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”

by Max Sievers January 16, 2015

CTFU

Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

by Dr Works May 6, 2011

CTFU

Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

by NOyourmad January 9, 2012

CTFU

"Crow The Fuck Up" a term invented by Crowgang, implying he/she should not give a fuck and square up for whatever is about to go down.

Yo homie, CTFU or back the fuck off!

by Anatoly Dyatlov March 18, 2022

CTFU

1) Acronym for the phrase "chut the fuck up" used commonly on the internet and in texting.

CTFU the game is about to begin!

by RedAckbar November 30, 2010

CTFU

Cracking The Fuck Up

"Yooo, it was sooo funny! I just stood there CTFU ! "

by Princess_Ky July 21, 2017