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Student:Can I not take the final exam and still pass this course?
Teacher: Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?
Student: Last night I broke my nail while running from my neighbors dog! I am very traumatized by the entire incident! I have no idea how I can concentrate on my studies after narrowly escaping the clutches of that furry beast that's called a dog! I'll end up failing the entire year and that will traumatize me even more and maybe even permanently affect my future. I think the right thing to do is let me pass this course without taking the final exams!
Teacher: Your have detention next week on Monday for dramaqueening.
Teacher: Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?
Student: Last night I broke my nail while running from my neighbors dog! I am very traumatized by the entire incident! I have no idea how I can concentrate on my studies after narrowly escaping the clutches of that furry beast that's called a dog! I'll end up failing the entire year and that will traumatize me even more and maybe even permanently affect my future. I think the right thing to do is let me pass this course without taking the final exams!
Teacher: Your have detention next week on Monday for dramaqueening.
by Crystalbell October 9, 2013
Get the Dramaqueeningmug. In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
Get the kalteen barmug. Acronym for "suck my imaginary rainbow dick". Not as popular as the common acronym it came from, aka smd.
Kate: I got some cookies, but-
Ashley: Ooh! Give me some!
Kate: I ate them all...
Ashley: Smird you bitch.
Layla: SMD!
Hailey: You have a dick? Nice to know.
Layla: Excuse me, i'm sorry but I mean't SUCK MY IMAGINARY RAINBOW DICK YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Ashley: Ooh! Give me some!
Kate: I ate them all...
Ashley: Smird you bitch.
Layla: SMD!
Hailey: You have a dick? Nice to know.
Layla: Excuse me, i'm sorry but I mean't SUCK MY IMAGINARY RAINBOW DICK YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by Crystalbell December 13, 2013
Get the Smirdmug. Queenfucker is the one and only. He fucks up every single persons life he comes across. But he is a hoe, wimp, motherfucker, asshole, dick, slut and a bitch that needs to be sprayed with a bottle of bitch spray. He is, after all, the Queen of fucking peoples life's up. He also tries to fuck everyone he sees but he is just to damn fugly.
by Crystalbell September 22, 2013
Get the Queenfuckermug. Queenfucker is the one and only. He fucks up every single persons life he comes across. But he is a hoe, wimp, motherfucker, asshole, dick, slut and a bitch that needs to be sprayed with a bottle of bitch spray. He is, after all, the Queen of fucking peoples life's up. He also tries to fuck everyone he sees but he is just to damn fugly.
by Crystalbell September 22, 2013
Get the Queenfuckermug. Ex1.) I love it when my boyfriend Cafunés my hair.
Ex2)Cafuné is a hard word to translate into English.
Ex2)Cafuné is a hard word to translate into English.
by Crystalbell September 17, 2013
Get the Cafunémug. A Russian word that means: The empty feeling you have for someone you once loved, but no longer with.
by Crystalbell September 12, 2013
Get the Razbliutomug.