Cafüber

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A vehicle that drives you from any location in your area to a Internet cafe that offers sweepstakes. May also drive you to any place of your choice after your done at the cafe
There is a fee for these services and may or may not be offered by the cafes them selfselfs but offered by any legal driver with a licence

If at the cafe: hey do you think you can take me home

Not at cafe: you would call them on phone and ask they offer Cafüber services

Cafüber by Dirtbaglover661 August 3, 2017

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cazubers

Cazubers is the cutest dog you will ever see. If you want a dog you’ll want a cazubers because they will make you the happiest person alive.

Omg do you see that cazubers over there that’s the cutest thing i’ve ever see.

cazubers by Bella zuzu December 22, 2018

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Lord Caubere

Caubere is lord, Caubere must always be respected and you must bow before the lord herself. Once you have bowed and your accepted into the Caubere army the lord will say the word "UN". You have now been accepted into the Caubere army

Guys Im now appart of the Caubere army, Hail Lord Caubere !

Lord Caubere by ANOnyMous September 15, 2016

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Canubering

The act of getting fresh in the back seat of an Uber ride.

The perfect end to a boozy night on the town is canubering with hot man meat during the ride home.

Canubering by Pahdna May 23, 2017

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cafunér

A person who engages in the act of fondling someone's hair.

Sam: "He is always playing with his girlfriend's hair."

Louise: "Oh, he is a cafunér."

cafunér by Yeaahhh December 5, 2012

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cabuber

(ka•boober) (n) any form of non-luxury hired vehicle with a driver, used for transport to or from a typically local destination such as a taxi cab to the airport, an uber or a lyft home from the bars.

fek- i over-celebrated -i can’t see straight to drive- im gonna cabuber home folx 👋🏻

cabuber by prism_was_here July 14, 2021

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CatUber

when a pet owner carries their feline from room to room around their house.

Keith: *picks up cat and walks around house*
Beth: “hey you’re catUbering our cat!”
Allie: “Lmao yeah. let’s put this on urban dictionary.”

CatUber by lolokay19 December 19, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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