Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity

1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.

by Big load June 22, 2006

Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity

1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.

by Big L June 10, 2006

cadbury fingers

when you finger a girls ass and you get shit on your fingers.

dude last night i was with my girlfriend and i got cadbury fingers

by captain_long_dong69 May 1, 2016

Cadbury's finger

When either the male or female during sexual intercourse stick their finger up their partners anus in order to reach a g-spot.

Why don't we get freaky and you give me a cadbury's finger

by samzlaw December 5, 2010

Cadburys Finger

The sexual act whereby the male inserts his finger into the females anus then places fecal encrusted finger down the same females throat

Hey Rhiannon, I'm gonna give you a Cadburys Finger whilst you're sleeping tonight

by Dr Roomheads Quarters February 17, 2010

Cadburys chocolate finger

A chopped off finger of a loved one, dunked in shit, frozen, and eaten.

Shawn: Want some cadburys chocolate fingers?
Ted: These taste odd, did you check the sell-by-date?

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

Cadbury Finger Bash

Similar to a Tim Tam Slam, one bites the ends off a Cadbury finger biscuit and uses it as a straw with their desired hot beverage (or cold milk-based beverage), then before it melts/disintegrates, devour and enjoy.

“Hey, do you want a Cadbury finger with your coffee?“ “Heck yes, I’m going to Cadbury finger bash it.”

by minge biscuit March 24, 2020