Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.
John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time
by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009
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Cadburys chocolate finger

A chopped off finger of a loved one, dunked in shit, frozen, and eaten.
Shawn: Want some cadburys chocolate fingers?
Ted: These taste odd, did you check the sell-by-date?
by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009
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