1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.
2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.
2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.
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by anamazin August 22, 2008
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"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
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