Swallowtail

All of the people in the Adult Ship with the widows Swallowtail.
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Cactus-Pussy

When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.
"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025
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Goozeppie

When you take a bite of pizza and all of the cheese comes off.
Juno took a bite of pizza and all of the cheese came off. "Oh no Juno you had another Goozeppie" said Jake. " Those are the worst; happens every time I try and eat upside-down like Spiderman" Said Chicken.
by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 05, 2025
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