CUNTCLOWN 

A person, usually a male, who embodies being both an asshole and a dick but more féminine and he thinks he is hilarious meanwhile he is cringe worthy.

Damn, John was acting like a cuntclown the othe night towards my fiance. So catty!

CUNTCLOWN by anonymous September 9, 2021

Cuntstown 

A fabled town founded historically by immigrants from Cuntshire from across the pond

This cuntpike leads straight to cuntstown

Cuntstown by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntdown 

the backward counting in fixed time units until the bitch you are trying to fuck will give up the snatch.

"I just spent 100 dollars on dinner for this whore, let the cuntdown begin!"

cuntdown by Hurtt January 20, 2009

cunt clown 

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

cunt clown by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010

cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

cuntclot 

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.

"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."

cuntclot by jreddish March 10, 2008

cuntslow 

1. If you are a cuntslow, you are aware of the definition. It is a trait that is birthed, not taught.

2. See pussy magnet.

JoJo and Scot are such cuntslows, it's so sexy; Malik, is certainly not.

cuntslow by Scot Fenton November 3, 2007