cuntclog

another name for a party pooper,

"steven is a cuntclog because he doesnt want to go skating"

by dannnnnnny boy December 12, 2006

cuntclog

female counterpart of cockblock

That bitch Miranda came to our house just as I was about to get funky. Whatta cuntclog

by MetalGearBronya November 23, 2021

cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Cuntology

The study of cunt like behavior on all it's forms. How to be a cunt.

The online Cuntologyv101 course will prepare you to alienate all your friends, family and associates with extreme vigor and effectiveness.

by Peanut Butter Bandit 801 April 8, 2021

cuntclot

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.

"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."

by jreddish March 10, 2008

cuntology

The study and interpretation of cunt size, smell, and viscosity

My brother Henry has an MBA in Cuntology

by Cunty McCunter June 11, 2006

cuntologist

Someone who studies cunts

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist

by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005