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A CUMRAW 'Caker Undesirable Man Revered by Asian Women' is an adjective that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The phenomenon has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and much angst among indigenous and foreign male Asian populations.
That chesterfield standing outside the bubble tea joint must be a CUMRAW!
CUMRAW by don_juan_7165 November 24, 2017
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to rate a person (pornstar, JAV idol, model) based on climax of the cumshot rating of 1-5. 1 is the lowest raring of a weak cumshot. 5 is the highest ultimate climax rating.
Eva Elfie is the hottest pornstar ... absolutely a cumrate of 5!
cumrate by pornstar221 September 10, 2021
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When a male shaves the sides of a females head shortly before busting an astronomical load in her hair. The male then proceeds to manipulate this cum-hair mashup with his nutsack until a mohawk has formed.
Hey Buddy, you won't believe the cumhawk I gave my wife last night. She's been in the shower for an hour now.
Cumhawk by Greg Haines February 21, 2017
This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.
I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me
Cumrade by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022

Cumrag Murray 

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
Cumrag Murray by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019
To fuck (ram) a woman hard until you cum inside her.
I want to Cumram Jessica so badly.
Cumram by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

cumrades 

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.
"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "
cumrades by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012