Bumchucker Willy was chucking a cause, he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his balls. He had 100 ladies lined up on the wore, swore by the bible he'd fuck 'em all. Got to 98 and his balls were blue, drunk a pint of whiskey, fucked the other two. Went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Bumchucker Willy your balls are dead!". Bumchucker Willy, went to hell, Fucked the Devils Wife and the Devil as well !
1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.
A Bumchunder is any anal excretion that looks remarkably like a type of food. Usually peanuts, sweetcorn, carrots etc
However depite the aforementioned bumchunder looking like food, it is inadvisable to consume bumchunder, as this action may result in "Mouthpoo", or actual chunder if you prefer.