A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.
by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003
Get the CROTCH-CRICKETSmug. The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 27, 2003
Get the crotch cricketsmug. Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
by Derek Smith May 9, 2003
Get the crotch cricketsmug. A louse
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
by ACannon April 8, 2008
Get the crotch cricketmug. Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
Get the Crotch Cricketsmug. by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
Get the crotch cricketmug.