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coffeces 

The shit you have to take soon after drinking a cup of coffee
"Sheri is suffering from a case of coffeces courtesy of Starbucks"
coffeces by ILuvBlumpkinPie January 22, 2014

confeculate

to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.
Elspeth and Peter must have confeculated on that book. It's awful.
confeculate by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet
"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

Stupendous Confectionary 

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody
Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

Confectionist

A Confectioner creating elaborate confectionery designs using a wide array of sugar based foods. which may include: pasteries, fruits, chocolates, and sugar based meats.
We will choose the best Confectionist to cater our Sweat Treats Extravaganza.
Confectionist by Hippie Chick November 23, 2013

confectious 

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."
You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.
confectious by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012