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confectious 

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."
You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.
confectious by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012
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confettious 

to throw a party with great friends
Hey, are you going to have a confettious today?

That confettious last night was awesome.
confettious by Kara Bruno September 1, 2006

confectious 

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation
Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"
confectious by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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