Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.
The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.
Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.