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Shelby Carscadden

Someone who fantasizes about having hardcore, kinky, s&m, sexual relations with Mythical creatures, while defecating in public.

Someone who has a morbid obsession with eating fetuses after molesting their weiners.

Likes to masturbate to pictures of retarded cats.
Whoa, That's a total Shelby Carscadden.

Stop being a fucking Shelby Carscadden.

Hey baby, wanna Shelby Carscadden with me tonight?

Carscadden 

The Carscadden is a hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle predicted to exist by the Standard Model in particle physics.
Carscadden by kuriakee February 3, 2010

chrscores 

She is an amazing queen
Loving kind she is my queen 💖
She is brave asf and nice
Omg @chrscores is famous should we follow her?
chrscores by .chvssl October 31, 2021
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CMRCL by LGBTR December 21, 2020

Carschener

Another word for twisted in the head, weird, crazy. Abbreviation: Cash
That guy is so Carschenery.
You're such a Carschener.
I can be such a Cash sometimes.
I wish I could be Cash.
Carschener by NIGGALET April 30, 2013

Carscitated 

Caracitated is a mix of Carnally Suscitated which means Sexualy aroused, let me explain. Carnal means body, to suscitate means to provoke.

So... Bodily provoked.

Saying you're Carscitated is a way of saying you're having a boner but without making anyone uncomfortable.
I can't believe you're having a boner right now!

Don't say it like that. I'm just... Carscitated.

What?

Carnally Suscitated.