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Shelby Carscadden

Someone who fantasizes about having hardcore, kinky, s&m, sexual relations with Mythical creatures, while defecating in public.

Someone who has a morbid obsession with eating fetuses after molesting their weiners.

Likes to masturbate to pictures of retarded cats.
Whoa, That's a total Shelby Carscadden.

Stop being a fucking Shelby Carscadden.

Hey baby, wanna Shelby Carscadden with me tonight?

Carscadden 

Centre Of The Universe
The Carscadden is a hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle predicted to exist by the Standard Model in particle physics.
Carscadden by kuriakee February 3, 2010

chrscores 

She is an amazing queen
Loving kind she is my queen 💖
She is brave asf and nice
Omg @chrscores is famous should we follow her?
chrscores by .chvssl October 31, 2021
CMRCL Locals (used in US and UK)
CMRCL by LGBTR December 21, 2020

Carschener

Another word for twisted in the head, weird, crazy. Abbreviation: Cash
That guy is so Carschenery.
You're such a Carschener.
I can be such a Cash sometimes.
I wish I could be Cash.
Carschener by NIGGALET April 30, 2013

Carscitated 

Caracitated is a mix of Carnally Suscitated which means Sexualy aroused, let me explain. Carnal means body, to suscitate means to provoke.

So... Bodily provoked.

Saying you're Carscitated is a way of saying you're having a boner but without making anyone uncomfortable.
I can't believe you're having a boner right now!

Don't say it like that. I'm just... Carscitated.

What?

Carnally Suscitated.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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