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cmalicious
when you are incredibly suave and irresistable to the most attractive (and unfortunately unattractive) females.
"damn, that is so cmalicious!"
cmalicious by strange one December 12, 2007
cmao
cmao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
Caolán
Caolán by absolute beast March 26, 2020
Caole
(kay-ole-ee) Commonly pronounced as "koala" but that is incorrect. Describes a specific Asian family that is very cool. John and Jeremy are the most well known of this family.
(Guy 1) No one likes me.
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
Caole by The Jesus Of Urban Dictionary March 3, 2009
Caolanesque
1)A beautiful dirty man whore also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)Often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled hell holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
'He's so hot, check out the scarf'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
Caolanesque by sammy1990 December 29, 2008
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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