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cmalicious
when you are incredibly suave and irresistable to the most attractive (and unfortunately unattractive) females.
"damn, that is so cmalicious!"
cmalicious by strange one December 12, 2007
cmao
cmao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
Caolán
Caolán by absolute beast March 26, 2020
Caole
(kay-ole-ee) Commonly pronounced as "koala" but that is incorrect. Describes a specific Asian family that is very cool. John and Jeremy are the most well known of this family.
(Guy 1) No one likes me.
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
Caole by The Jesus Of Urban Dictionary March 3, 2009
Caolanesque
1)A beautiful dirty man whore also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)Often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled hell holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
'He's so hot, check out the scarf'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
Caolanesque by sammy1990 December 29, 2008
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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