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cmalicious
when you are incredibly suave and irresistable to the most attractive (and unfortunately unattractive) females.
"damn, that is so cmalicious!"
cmalicious by strange one December 12, 2007
cmao
cmao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
Caolán
Caolán by absolute beast March 26, 2020
Caole
(kay-ole-ee) Commonly pronounced as "koala" but that is incorrect. Describes a specific Asian family that is very cool. John and Jeremy are the most well known of this family.
(Guy 1) No one likes me.
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
Caole by The Jesus Of Urban Dictionary March 3, 2009
Caolanesque
1)A beautiful dirty man whore also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)Often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled hell holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
'He's so hot, check out the scarf'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
Caolanesque by sammy1990 December 29, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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