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Chaol
Chaol (Kale) is a hot, sexy vegetable who can fight really well. He used to have ins with Celaena but he fucked up and now they're just friends. He's got with Yrene now - a healer with some beautiful eyes. He's doing good. But he's kinda paralyzed so that sucks.
cmalicious
when you are incredibly suave and irresistable to the most attractive (and unfortunately unattractive) females.
"damn, that is so cmalicious!"
cmalicious by strange one December 12, 2007
cmao
cmao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
Caolán
Caolán by absolute beast March 26, 2020
Caole
(kay-ole-ee) Commonly pronounced as "koala" but that is incorrect. Describes a specific Asian family that is very cool. John and Jeremy are the most well known of this family.
(Guy 1) No one likes me.
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!
(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!
Caole by The Jesus Of Urban Dictionary March 3, 2009
Caolanesque
1)A beautiful dirty man whore also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)Often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled hell holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
'He's so hot, check out the scarf'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
Caolanesque by sammy1990 December 29, 2008
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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