caolin

The human equivalent of Millennial Humor.

Friends: He's always making dark jokes

Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.

by DiamondJolt October 19, 2019

caolín

a sex goddess with a fat badonkydonk ass and juicy mommy milkers who eats children to gain their youth

person one: holy shit who's that hot and sexy and jepic person over there
person two: oh thats caolín, looking mighty fine as always

by vehicular November 26, 2021

telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

You're A Colin

To do nothing and everything at the same time

You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.

by IDontLikeCreative January 14, 2022

You're A Colin

You're a Colin if you spell Colin with two L's

Take the L ColLin, You're A Colin

by IDontLikeCreative January 16, 2022

Carolina stove top

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.

Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

by BFG Arebeekay January 26, 2017