Urban Dictionary: cmao

Top definition

crying my ass off.

used just like lmao is used to abriviate laughing my ass off

1: "Sup 2??"
2: "Nuthin Much, cmao"
1: "Wat Happened??"
2: "I Got Dumped ="

by sum real shit December 10, 2007

"cry my ass off" or "crying my ass off"

used sarcastically and during times of emotional distress

1. CMAO because my Kylie Jenner Lip Kit has come after 2 weeks. 2. My crush likes another girl, CMAO

by Emma Cowart May 28, 2016

I'm in so much pain that I feel like cmao

by tatsujingosuto March 26, 2009

Student A: What you doing mate?
Student B: CMAO
Student A: hehe, don't cram too hard.....
Student B: I've never liked you Student A.

by Mash2nv September 15, 2014

Cmao stands for crying my ass off. One would use this term when they are either so sad it's funny or simply crying of laughter.

Caroline: hey Kat, did you see your grade on that chem test?

Kat: yeah, cmao