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Cmail
Cmails are emails sent to or received from cunts. They are usually condescending in nature and expose the author's general lack of education and basic ineptness at life skills and life in general.
Cmail received by Bob from Jane
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
Cmail by Bob Normal October 6, 2009
Camila
She’s perfect, but she won’t admit it. Because for how beautiful and charming and funny and sexy and caring as she is, she’s equally as sweet and humble. She’ll have the best smile you’ve ever seen (so wonderful it’s probably been voted the best) and you’ll do absolutely anything to see her smile. You’ll do things you never used to do. You’ll dance on tables. You’ll buy stupid gifts. Cause all these things feel different when you’re doing them with her. You’ll get lost in her beautiful dark eyes. She’ll make you never want to leave her. You’ll pretend to miss an exit just to ride in the car with her a little longer. You’ll stay up till 5:00 am in a parking garage talking to her. Your favorite thing to do will be doing nothing with her. Camila is absolutely perfect in every way.
Camila by ABunchOfOats March 1, 2020
Camille's Mood
When you feel like you're drunk and everything is funny and great and you keep laughing but you're really sober.
Originated in the Colies (formerly Camille's) in Pittsford Plaza, Pittsford, NY.
Originated in the Colies (formerly Camille's) in Pittsford Plaza, Pittsford, NY.
Camille's Mood by mandacai3893 September 22, 2012
Cailou
A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!
Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018
Camila Jauregui
Camila Jauregui by milakailai June 20, 2017
Camila
This girl is a true FIGHTER. She never lets anyone touch her or bother her. Although she may be a little harsh, anything gets to her easily, she is very sensitive. She is most likely Hispanic and will turn into the devil itself when pissed off. Camilas are very beautiful, just like their name. She likes sports, having fun. She does not trust just any person so having a camila trust you would be the best thing . Camilas are the most goofy, loyal people you will ever meet. If you backstab her then hell is coming youre way. Do not underestimate a camila.
Camila by Yummylovey94 May 9, 2018
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).