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C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006
C.L.I.T, is a anagram for the name "Coalition For the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-Dwellers" and comes from the sexeh film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

GO see the film!
C.L.I.T by babz February 23, 2004

C.L.I.T. 

Acronym for the alcoholic beverage Coors Light Iced T. A light beer with the taste of iced tea.
"Hey bro, toss me another C.L.I.T."
C.L.I.T. by swedishbeerman August 13, 2012

Clitful Thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.
Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
Clitful Thinking by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020

Late Night Clit Cam 

The activity of watching any female sport usually late evening at home in the bedroom.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, how would you like to come over for dinner tonight and after we will watch that Australian women's beach volleyball tournament?
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey, I am down for some Late Night Clit Cam!
Late Night Clit Cam by Kaka86 February 8, 2022

360 Clit Lick 

When a person of very high oral skills and passion, uses tongue to circle around the clitoris In a 360 degree circular motion. Switching back and forth from clockwise to counter clockwise. When executed correctly a sure big O will be achieved for the lucky woman receiving the Oral Mastery
I had that Hot serial dating slut from Tinder I took home on the first date, from the moment I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick
360 Clit Lick by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 8, 2019