CHEISGAMS 

a very weird way to spell christmas, for those people who type too fast and click the wrong keys and autocorrect corrects a word that doesn't even exist.

person 1: merry cheisgams!!
person 2: what?!?

person 1: merry christmas!**

CHEISGAMS by fr0ggy._.x December 24, 2021

Christams 

You spelled it wrong too, you moron. It's Christmas.

If you're going to criticize someone, please learn how to spell first.

Christams by Diane December 6, 2004

Christams 

Apparently the day Hailie Jade was born, according to some fool who cannot spell chrismas.

Idioth.

Christams by B-Drac October 1, 2003

Christams 

HA! I mispelt Christmas.

Now we can all be ass-hats.

Christams by B-Drac October 3, 2003

cheesgasm 

when you bite into a hot pocket and the back blows out a shot of cheese

I bit in to my pepperoni hot pocket and had a cheesgasm all over my shirt.

cheesgasm by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

Chrisgasm

Chrisgasm is described as intense vaginal and clitoral orgasms which are numerous within one fucking session. Chrisgasm is a service provided by a sexy black man named Chris, with a cock the size of a PBR tall boy. Chrisgasm is granted to a lucky lady who can be submissive and allow for Chris to work his magic. Said Lady, must be complicit with allowing the process to unfold (just lay back and enjoy). The skill set of the Chris providing the Chrisgasm is characterized by his keen observation skills. He is able to push back his own needs until the fortunate lady has as many Chrisgasms as Chris decides. The receiver of the Chrisgasm must be prepared for a wet mess with lots of repeated squirting.

Text to Chris:

I’ m craving a Chrisgasm - you around later? I need to suck on a PBR tall boy aka Your Dick!

Attached - nude selfie- BaM!
Reply from Chris:
When you cumin over, squirt?

Text to Chris:

Be over later - need your Chrisgasms(plural) as the perfect ending to my night.

Attached - selfie of DD’s with hard pink nips
Reply:
👍🏾

Chrisgasm by RedHeadNurse May 6, 2025