Definitions by ursaamajor

cheesgasm 

when you bite into a hot pocket and the back blows out a shot of cheese

I bit in to my pepperoni hot pocket and had a cheesgasm all over my shirt.

cheesgasm by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

columbian predicament 

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

columbian predicament by ursaamajor April 13, 2012