ursaamajor's definitions

cheesgasm

when you bite into a hot pocket and the back blows out a shot of cheese

I bit in to my pepperoni hot pocket and had a cheesgasm all over my shirt.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012