columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter
I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.
by ursaamajor April 13, 2012
Flag
Get the columbian predicament mug.

cheesgasm

when you bite into a hot pocket and the back blows out a shot of cheese
I bit in to my pepperoni hot pocket and had a cheesgasm all over my shirt.
by ursaamajor April 13, 2012
Flag
Get the cheesgasm mug.
More random definitions