Capital Ass

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Noun - An extremely unpleasant person. A supreme jerk.

1."That guy was a Capital Ass."

2. "I've heard that Sean Connery is a Capital Ass."

Capital Ass by Alex February 26, 2005

Words you can keep

CAPITAL ASS

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

CAPITAL ASS by ugfest January 18, 2007

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

Downreaching Capital Asset by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

Downreaching Capital Asset by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.

Downreaching Capital Asset by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

shut up capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

ass per capita

ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.

Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.

ass per capita by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026