Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.

Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.

by ugfest January 11, 2007

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest January 19, 2007

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest January 17, 2007

CAPITAL ASS

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

by ugfest January 16, 2007

brown air

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

by ugfest January 15, 2007

Arro-Ass

A combination of the words Arrogant and Ass. A person who is a supreme jerk. One who thinks highly of himself. Self centered and self absorbed. Thinks he is God's gift to the world. The savior of the company. Often overpaid for his abilities.

Don is such an Arro-Ass. He is also a Capital Ass and an Autotan.

by ugfest January 16, 2007

nose-fro

Nose hair that needs trimed.

Man......You need to cut that Nose-fro.

by ugfest January 15, 2007