ugfest's definitions

unfiltered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked unfiltered fart.

by ugfest December 10, 2008

Arro-Ass

A combination of the words Arrogant and Ass. A person who is a supreme jerk. One who thinks highly of himself. Self centered and self absorbed. Thinks he is God's gift to the world. The savior of the company. Often overpaid for his abilities.

Don is such an Arro-Ass. He is also a Capital Ass and an Autotan.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

brown air

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

nose-fro

Nose hair that needs trimed.

Man......You need to cut that Nose-fro.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Autotan

A person who always has a tan no matter what time of year it is.

Here comes Autotan. He is a Capital Ass.

by ugfest January 12, 2007