Definitions by ugfest

Ass Licker Blues 

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

Ass Licker Blues by ugfest December 12, 2008

ass licker blues 

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

ass licker blues by ugfest December 11, 2008

unfiltered fart 

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked unfiltered fart.

unfiltered fart by ugfest December 10, 2008

nose-fro 

Nose hair that needs trimed.

Man......You need to cut that Nose-fro.

nose-fro by ugfest January 18, 2007

un-filtered fart 

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

un-filtered fart by ugfest January 18, 2007

brown air 

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

brown air by ugfest January 18, 2007

Arro-Ass 

A combination of the words Arrogant and Ass. A person who is a supreme jerk. One who thinks highly of himself. Self centered and self absorbed. Thinks he is God's gift to the world. The savior of the company. Often overpaid for his abilities.

Don is such an Arro-Ass. He is also a Capital Ass and an Autotan.

Arro-Ass by ugfest January 18, 2007