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capitan safety
A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.
capitan safety by Zigy October 8, 2016
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capitan underpants
snap and he will be right there. from the comic book. at first a grouchy old principle until he was hypnotized.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA
TRA LA LAAAAAAA
capitan underpants by rodimus_prime2426 June 8, 2017
capitan cock ass
capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them
capitan cock ass by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020
Capitan-Creeper
Typically the creepiest guy at the party, Has strange facial hair, tends to lurk in the backgrounds of pictures, and has simply a sadistic smile only a mother could love, generally a total creep. Everyone group of friends knows a 'Capitan-Creeper', They rule at creeping.
friend 1: man, last night would have been so much more fun if Capitan-Creeper wasnt there.
Friend 2: I know right.... just look at the pictures.
Friend 2: I know right.... just look at the pictures.
Capitan-Creeper by doomcore February 23, 2011
Capitan Keys
The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.
-Master Chief: Capitan Keys
-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.
-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.
-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.
-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.
Capitan Keys by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004
Capitan Jack
Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
Capitan Jack by Jay42 October 12, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.