Capitan 

1 sexually attractive: Fit female, Capitan is not to be used on a male.
2 Capitan describes a women that is attractive and recieves alot of interest and attention.

The lady in the red top is Capitan;
Look at the arse on that capitan!

Capitan by SQMR March 31, 2009

capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.

Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.

capitan safety by Zigy October 8, 2016

capitan underpants 

snap and he will be right there. from the comic book. at first a grouchy old principle until he was hypnotized.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA

Help me capitan underpants

capitan underpants by rodimus_prime2426 June 8, 2017

capitan cock ass 

capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

shut up capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

Capitan-Creeper

Typically the creepiest guy at the party, Has strange facial hair, tends to lurk in the backgrounds of pictures, and has simply a sadistic smile only a mother could love, generally a total creep. Everyone group of friends knows a 'Capitan-Creeper', They rule at creeping.

friend 1: man, last night would have been so much more fun if Capitan-Creeper wasnt there.

Friend 2: I know right.... just look at the pictures.

Capitan-Creeper by doomcore February 23, 2011

Capitan Keys 

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.

-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.

Capitan Keys by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

Capitan Jack 

Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."

"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."

Capitan Jack by Jay42 October 12, 2017