can handle
When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!
can handle by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003
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Randle No Can Handle
Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.
originated in Hawaii
originated in Hawaii
Randle No Can Handle by FrankieDawg August 31, 2011
you can't handle the truth
Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
you can't handle the truth by Fearman April 15, 2008
Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex
When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
Can't Handle It
Can't Handle It by some ese August 22, 2010
I can't handle
phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)
I can't handle by ftdrum March 19, 2011
you can't handle me
when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.
other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
you can't handle me by youcan'thandleme December 22, 2007
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