Calf

The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.

Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!

by pokerXface19 February 26, 2010

CALF

Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F

Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"

by godchilla September 23, 2010

calf

A non mainstream way of saying lol. Can't Abstain From Laughing.

Sam: Check out this funny pic!
Mark: Cafl dude!

James: Lol tom!
Tom: You are so mainstream. Say Calf!

by 42ftw March 6, 2011

CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.

Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.

by Joye Styk November 4, 2020

calf

despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow

son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf

by exub1a September 16, 2021

Calf Head

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011