calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003

Calf Head

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

calmhead

Someone who is a cool person, who doesn't give a shit about life and is generally fun to be around

Girl: What's my best feature?
Boy: Ur a calmhead
Girl: Tnx

by calmhead July 16, 2018

Caffhead

a caffeine addict.

possibly caffeine dependant, possibly into the energy boost.

I genuinely can’t believe this has only been added here this year, been used for years.

‘I had 4 cappuccinos at the café and 3 more when I got home’

You absolute caffhead

by fortnite biscuit July 9, 2021