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The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.
Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!
by pokerXface19 February 26, 2010
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A female with no junk-in-the-trunk. The only lump you see is from her calves.
Jacob: Hey Cj look at her butt!
CJ: What butt?
Jacob: Oh right, she got calves
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008
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Cal-fagzor, the untalented, unskilled people in the CyberAtheletes Amateur League.
Oh look at me, im cal-f, I can't kill anyone.

person 1: Are you cal-i?
person 2: nah I'm cal-f.
by _Dro_ November 05, 2005
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Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F
Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"
by godchilla September 22, 2010
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adj.

1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially

when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.

2. Another word for Will.

3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.
Dude how come you don;t come out anymore? I hope you aren't becoming a calves.
by Johnny Matrix December 09, 2010
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Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker
"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")
by Lincey March 18, 2008
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