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C A L F
Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"
CALF by godchilla September 23, 2010
A non mainstream way of saying lol. Can't Abstain From Laughing.
Sam: Check out this funny pic!
Mark: Cafl dude!

James: Lol tom!
Tom: You are so mainstream. Say Calf!
calf by 42ftw March 6, 2011
Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
CALF by Joye Styk November 4, 2020
despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow
son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf
calf by exub1a September 16, 2021

Calf Head 

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.
"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."
Calf Head by George Payne April 10, 2008

Calf Ripken Jr 

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.
Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
Calf Ripken Jr by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011
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