CAFL

An acronym for Crazy Asian Fetish Lady. Can be used in various ways but mostly as an "polite" insult.

You are such a CAFL, bitch!

by SwingingAnimal August 21, 2008

CAFL

A non-mainstream way of saying lol. It means:
Can't
Abstain
From
Lauging

Fred: OMG!!! Check out this pic!

Tom: Lol!

James: Fail! The correct term is cafl.

by 42ftw March 14, 2011

caflama

1) Bullshit, horse-shit, exaggeration, over-embellishment, general excessiveness

2) an object of unfavorable taste, subpar in quality

noun or adjective

"I was certainly planning on arriving in a timely manner, but I ran into traffic and was later pulled over for driving over the speed limit. I genuinely regret missing your party." - Jerome

"My nigga - I ain't buyin' it...that's that caflama you talkin'." - Trevor

by twinstonian April 28, 2009

Cafly

When you try to write Carly, but your sausage fingers types out Cafly instead, and your lazy ass autocorrect on your Blackberry doesn't correct it and the name sticks.

Fuck it, your name is Cafly from now on

by Not George Chadstanza May 6, 2018

Caflump

When you fart after a shower and it sounds like a scream.

My ears are ringing after that caflump!

by Shower Squirter 🚿 September 4, 2017

Cafluffled

Means to be confused and have thoughts that are all over the place. To feel like doing lot's of different things all at once, but often not actually feeling motivated do any of them.

To be in a muddle and sometimes feel butterflies in your tummy and be in a weird mood.

Disorganised thoughts, feeling confused, muddled, puzzled, with a mixture of emotions such as anxiety, excitement frustration, etc.

Some related words: Confused Confuzzled Befuddled Confuddle

James: "Hey Jill, how are you? What are you doing"

Jill: "I dunno, Im all Cafluffled! Iunno what i wanna do! So many things but i cbf >.< Eekles!"

by CuteWordMaker June 26, 2012

Caflorkle Schnort

A subtle way of describing someone as a cocaine addict.

Hey, Jimmy is such a caflorkle schnort ayy

by SkyHawk1311 June 12, 2017