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A non-mainstream way of saying lol. It means:
Can't
Abstain
From
Lauging
Fred: OMG!!! Check out this pic!

Tom: Lol!

James: Fail! The correct term is cafl.
CAFL by 42ftw March 14, 2011
Related Words
1) Bullshit, horse-shit, exaggeration, over-embellishment, general excessiveness

2) an object of unfavorable taste, subpar in quality

noun or adjective
"I was certainly planning on arriving in a timely manner, but I ran into traffic and was later pulled over for driving over the speed limit. I genuinely regret missing your party." - Jerome

"My nigga - I ain't buyin' it...that's that caflama you talkin'." - Trevor
caflama by twinstonian April 28, 2009
When you try to write Carly, but your sausage fingers types out Cafly instead, and your lazy ass autocorrect on your Blackberry doesn't correct it and the name sticks.
Fuck it, your name is Cafly from now on
When you fart after a shower and it sounds like a scream.
My ears are ringing after that caflump!
Caflump by Shower Squirter 🚿 September 4, 2017

Cafluffled 

Means to be confused and have thoughts that are all over the place. To feel like doing lot's of different things all at once, but often not actually feeling motivated do any of them.

To be in a muddle and sometimes feel butterflies in your tummy and be in a weird mood.

Disorganised thoughts, feeling confused, muddled, puzzled, with a mixture of emotions such as anxiety, excitement frustration, etc.

Some related words: Confused Confuzzled Befuddled Confuddle
James: "Hey Jill, how are you? What are you doing"

Jill: "I dunno, Im all Cafluffled! Iunno what i wanna do! So many things but i cbf >.< Eekles!"
Cafluffled by CuteWordMaker June 26, 2012

Caflorkle Schnort 

A subtle way of describing someone as a cocaine addict.
Hey, Jimmy is such a caflorkle schnort ayy
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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