C.O.B.S. 

Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.

"Damn she looks constipated, she must have C.O.B.S."

or

"Jesus! What is his/her problem? Maybe they would be in a better mood if that crab let go of their ass!"

C.O.B.S. by brew haha April 23, 2007

c.o.b.s.t.l. 

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...

c.o.b.s.t.l. by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

S.C.O.B. 

(pronounced "skawb") Acronym for "scary-obsessive brain". Essentially, the part of your brain that blows things up to ridiculous proportions and obsesses over things. It makes one grateful for privacy of mind. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

(n) "Joe really likes to ski, so of course my S.C.O.B. took that piece of information and is scampering into relationship-land with it..."

(v) "Ugh, I can't stop scobbing over that kid in my English class. I don't even know his name!"

S.C.O.B. by Posha September 28, 2005

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d by zygga April 25, 2025

E.A.B.C.O.S 

Eat A Bitch Cat or Something

Ay girl ain't you gone suck my dick? Hell Naw nigga E.A.B.C.O.S!!!!

E.A.B.C.O.S by Bon Qui Qui January 1, 2008

s.o.c.m.o.b. 

See socmob
Seriously. Its the same exact thing.

s.o.c.m.o.b. is socmob.

s.o.c.m.o.b. by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra October 30, 2006

y.c.b.s.o.t 

You could be sitting on this

When you snap dirty you can say "You could be sitting on this" (y.c.b.s.o.t)

y.c.b.s.o.t by sexyguy12312313 May 28, 2020