C-RED

A bunch of stem bashers who claim to be able to tune up J Cars.

I wouldn't let C-Red tune up my lawn mower.

by Risbey June 10, 2003

c of red

A group of followers wearing red black and yellow symbolizing the Calgary Flames hockey team..the fans of the calgary flames in the stadium many fans wear the jersey regardless of playoffs hence C Of Red

person: lots of calgary fans here

other person: thats why its called the C of Red

by vVvTheJokervVv September 25, 2011

C of Red

A particularly heavy flow of blood and sex juices coming out of a woman after she has sex on her menstrual period! The C stands for C#nt. Particularly gross when the man does not know that the woman is on her menstrual period.

John had sex with Betty when aunt flow was visiting and there was a C of Red when he pulled out.

by youshouldnotdothat October 27, 2011

red c hair

red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness

Missed by a red c hair

by Bruce Spinner April 24, 2006

credit default swap

(FINANCE) financial instrument in which buyer is someone who needs insurance against the possibility that a borrower will default on a loan. In that case, the counterparty is whoever receives the CDS premiums, and pays out in the event of default.

WHY IT'S BAD
Loans are usually made by either commercial banks (in which a loan officer is supposed to make a professional assessment of risk of default before handing over the money), or by investment banks (which underwrite securities like bonds). If the borrower has a high risk of default, then the loan should not be made--period.

Credit default swaps were a stupid method of supposedly turning a bad loan into a "risky" (and potentially high-yield) "investment"; they were in reality a strategy for fraud. Since portfolio managers knew they were bundling securitized loans that contained mostly crap, they would arrange credit default swaps and cash in when the borrowers defaulted.

What the bankers hit on was a sort of insurance policy: a third party would assume the risk of the debt going sour, and in exchange would receive regular payments from the bank, similar to insurance premiums. JPMorgan would then get to remove the risk from its books and free up the reserves. The scheme was called a "credit default swap," and it was a twist on something bankers had been doing for a while to hedge against fluctuations in interest rates and commodity prices.

{Newsweek, "The Monster That Ate Wall Street," 27 Sep 2008}

by Abu Yahya July 17, 2010

credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger

Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!

by Max86 November 3, 2014

credit card player

A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.

While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"

by jpg3 August 15, 2010