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Cali
Cali is a optimistic Positive girl, who do anything to set things right. She will be there for you all the time. When you need someone by your side, or someone just to talk to you. She gives great advice and helps you with anything you need. Cali is a friendly girl, with a beautiful heart. She makes friends easily, and she is academically smart. The best subject Cali is at, is Science and Math. Also some English. If you meet or find this girl anywhere in your life. You are quite a lucky person to have Cali.
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Cali
1) One of the most important cities of Colombia, AKA The capital of Salsa. Unfortunately one of the most violent cities in the country.
2) An annoying name for California.
2) An annoying name for California.
1) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Great, I heard they make the delicious pandebono there.
2) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Isn't that too far?
-It's our neighbor state, you idiot!
-Great, I heard they make the delicious pandebono there.
2) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Isn't that too far?
-It's our neighbor state, you idiot!
Cali by That guy! look! December 23, 2007
cali
Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.
"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.
"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.
"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
cali by shibataken October 5, 2011
Cali
The most amazing girl in the world, a girl you could marry and have kids with, you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and she will always keep you happy, she would have brown hair brown eyes and a Gorgeous smile, she is sexy and hot and beautiful, and loves to have fun.
"Cali is so amazing"
Cali by Hot chocolate April 23, 2013
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