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A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.

Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!

by cock by 4444444474 November 4, 2009

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By cock

an exclamation, the same as 'By George!' or 'By God!'

- used in a pirate dictionary

"By cock, I think he's got it!"

By cock by Captain Planet loves llamas February 4, 2009

Fly by cock in the eye

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.

Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.

Fly by cock in the eye by Misty & Steph Dials March 30, 2009

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

Suicide by cock by D Flawless October 31, 2021

fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.

I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

fly-by-cock-in-the-eye by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials April 2, 2009

Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

Death by Horse Cock by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

cock by sanrio

a penis that is so tiny that it is cute or toylike. The Hello Kitty of male organs.

great guy but he has a cock by sanrio.

cock by sanrio by Ian Ruddygore January 21, 2004

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026