by cock 

A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.

Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!

by cock by 4444444474 November 4, 2009

By cock 

an exclamation, the same as 'By George!' or 'By God!'

- used in a pirate dictionary

"By cock, I think he's got it!"

By cock by Captain Planet loves llamas February 4, 2009

Fly by cock in the eye 

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.

Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.

Fly by cock in the eye by Misty & Steph Dials March 30, 2009

Suicide by cock 

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

Suicide by cock by D Flawless October 31, 2021

fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.

I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

fly-by-cock-in-the-eye by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials April 2, 2009

Death by Horse Cock 

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

Death by Horse Cock by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

cock by sanrio 

a penis that is so tiny that it is cute or toylike. The Hello Kitty of male organs.

great guy but he has a cock by sanrio.

cock by sanrio by Ian Ruddygore January 21, 2004