BuzzTender
A Sherpa that guides you to the best life has to offer. A person who’s optimism is euphoric. Your guide that has you being your best, most fulfilled and happiest that you can possibly be.
BuzzTender by SwagMag May 19, 2018
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budtender
The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.
These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
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budtender
The job of working with customers at a marijuana dispensary because it was the only job you were qualified for after being fired from the Apple Genius Bar.
Bizztender
A girl who accomplishes anything she sets her mind to. A bizztender knows how to take care of business. Most guys feel intimidated by her because of her intelligence and cunning sense of humor....and she knows it. However, a bizztender also knows how to have fun. She spends time out dancing with friends and is so caring to her boyfriend. The key ingredients to winning over a bizztender's heart are flowers, cheese, coffee, and wine.
"Dude, that bizztender has a soft spot for slow-paced country boys."
Guy #1: "Which U.S state is closest to Africa?"
Guy #2: "How would I know that? Ask a bizztender!"
Guy #1: "Which U.S state is closest to Africa?"
Guy #2: "How would I know that? Ask a bizztender!"
Bizztender by Spencerino September 15, 2018
Budtender
pronoun
someone who works in retail customer service and sales at a cannabis dispensary with medical patients and adult-use consumers.
Likend to a Bartender or Pharmacy Technician, a Budtender is an employee at a cannabis establishment who handles inventory, IDing customers, cash, sales, and recordkeeping.
someone who works in retail customer service and sales at a cannabis dispensary with medical patients and adult-use consumers.
Likend to a Bartender or Pharmacy Technician, a Budtender is an employee at a cannabis establishment who handles inventory, IDing customers, cash, sales, and recordkeeping.
Buzzeder
You buzzed off a black filter tip sweet.
You buzzed off the nic.
You have more buzz than buddy beside you.
“Buzz-ah- der”
You buzzed off the nic.
You have more buzz than buddy beside you.
“Buzz-ah- der”
Buzzeder by Quin da third and fourth July 4, 2026
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