BuzzTender 

A Sherpa that guides you to the best life has to offer. A person who’s optimism is euphoric. Your guide that has you being your best, most fulfilled and happiest that you can possibly be.

The euphoria of. Life is best seen through the eyes of your buzztender.

BuzzTender by SwagMag May 19, 2018

budtender 

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.

"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...

budtender by 420_J July 4, 2011

budtender 

The job of working with customers at a marijuana dispensary because it was the only job you were qualified for after being fired from the Apple Genius Bar.

The budtender was able to answer all my questions about over-priced marijuana that comes in a new strain every 6 months and costs 20% more with no discernible difference on consumption.

budtender by DodgerCol November 23, 2020

Budtender 

A Barista that can't pass a drug test.

Someone that works at a medical marijuana store selling buds

"He's too retarded to get a job, so he works as a Budtender"

Budtender by OC Stoner April 7, 2010

Bizztender 

A girl who accomplishes anything she sets her mind to. A bizztender knows how to take care of business. Most guys feel intimidated by her because of her intelligence and cunning sense of humor....and she knows it. However, a bizztender also knows how to have fun. She spends time out dancing with friends and is so caring to her boyfriend. The key ingredients to winning over a bizztender's heart are flowers, cheese, coffee, and wine.

"Dude, that bizztender has a soft spot for slow-paced country boys."

Guy #1: "Which U.S state is closest to Africa?"
Guy #2: "How would I know that? Ask a bizztender!"

Bizztender by Spencerino September 15, 2018

Budtender 

pronoun

someone who works in retail customer service and sales at a cannabis dispensary with medical patients and adult-use consumers.

Likend to a Bartender or Pharmacy Technician, a Budtender is an employee at a cannabis establishment who handles inventory, IDing customers, cash, sales, and recordkeeping.

The Budtender at Jaras Dispo recommended full spectrum gummies for my sleep issues and a salve for my arthritis.

Budtender by Shan505 January 10, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005