Bertwhistle 

To Bertwhistle someon; is to remove clothing from around your rear end and it expose it to the nearest person. Normally an innoccent and unsuspecting women, is the target of a Bertwhistle

Badger shouts "Get your Bertwhistle out" Fodder reply's by dropping his kegs and revealing his booty

Bertwhistle by Mark 'Bertwhislte' Smith October 4, 2004

Buttwhistle

Audible flatulence out of the butt lips in any way shape or form, juicy, flat, loud, silent, etc.

Aw man, I thought I was going to poop but just buttwhistled.

Buttwhistle by buttwhistler November 4, 2009

beefwhistler 

The best word...
The only word...
The true word that defines everything, the meaning of life, what created the universe and why the fuck minions exist.

The answer is always beefwhistler.

Person A: beefwhistler?
Person B:beefwhistler!
Person A:beefwhistler.

beefwhistler by The large one May 28, 2018

birtwistle 

A complete jackass who is getting laid as you read this definition. He will generally be accompanied by multiple Victoria Secret models while watching football. He is often seen in a Koenigsegg Agera throwing stacks of cash at pedestrians

Person A: Birtwistle is such a hero! Always getting laid
Person B: I agree, he even got with my mother and sister the other week!

Person A: Did you just see that car go 140 in a school zone? Must have been Birtwistle.
Person B: Obviously, Birtwistle is always breaking the law!

birtwistle by Big Lad September 15, 2014

Birtwhistle 

1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.(see tool)




2.someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.




3. A person who is just ordinary, plain, not up to date. An outcast, boring, slow or just a nobody. Or who says something that doesn't attract anyone's attention. One who is not cool. Don't quite fit in.

Birtwhistle dosen't even know his just using him

Birtwhistle by LOF93 January 18, 2009

Burpwhistle 

Burping while whistling.

Person #1: "Ew."
Burpwhistler: "Sorry."

Burpwhistle by Kyle1 July 2, 2009

Beefwhistler 

A beefwhistler is someone who whistles out of their pussy.

“Todd is such a BEEFWHISTLER”

Beefwhistler by Beefwhistler May 12, 2024