3 definitions by furiousgeorge413

smurfquake

A small weak earthquake barely noticeable to anyone unless they are diminutive in stature and live in a mushroom village.

Dude, did you feel that earthquake last night? Must have been a smurfquake bro, i slept right through it.

by furiousgeorge413 February 1, 2018

taco blossom

A woman's vagina

I wish to dine on your taco blossom tonight

by furiousgeorge413 April 7, 2015

Bumwhistler

A derogatory term referring to anyone who takes it in the butt.

Whoa dude, you don't want to go in that place, it's full of Bumwhistlers..

by furiousgeorge413 April 24, 2016