Definitions by furiousgeorge413

smurfquake 

A small weak earthquake barely noticeable to anyone unless they are diminutive in stature and live in a mushroom village.

Dude, did you feel that earthquake last night? Must have been a smurfquake bro, i slept right through it.

smurfquake by furiousgeorge413 February 1, 2018

Bumwhistler 

A derogatory term referring to anyone who takes it in the butt.

Whoa dude, you don't want to go in that place, it's full of Bumwhistlers..

Bumwhistler by furiousgeorge413 May 30, 2016

taco blossom 

A woman's vagina

I wish to dine on your taco blossom tonight

taco blossom by furiousgeorge413 April 7, 2015