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buttular massage 

to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.
I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.

Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"
buttular massage by maestra November 15, 2012
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Buttlark 

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.
Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.
Buttlark by Sam December 3, 2003

Buttlard 

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.
Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man
Buttlard by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

Bustular 

Possessing of an exceptionally large bust or breasts.
Holy Shit! That bitch is simply bustular, I want to bust open that bra and slam my wang between those bustular tits.
Bustular by James Penis October 11, 2008

Buttlarking 

Gently cupping your hand below ones butt cheeks and so delicately grasping ones butt cheek..
Whoa, Elliott was just definitely Buttlarking that hot girl!
Buttlarking by Mh3234 August 8, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026