Buttlard

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.

Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man

by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003

Buttwardhan

This is any guy (or a girl) whose surname is patwardhan, except that s/he is crazy about butts.

Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

Buttward

When someone sits their fat arse on your head, imprinting the shape of their butt on to your face.
Named after the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick sat on Squidward.

Ouch! You fell on me
*looks in mirror*
NOOO! I'm a Buttward!!!

by Petermelon October 15, 2011

buttgarden

Ordinary, boring, run-of-the mill, in an almost desperate sort of way

The Ford Escort was such a buttgarden way to get around town.

by Alberto DiMarzio July 26, 2003

Buttlarking

Gently cupping your hand below ones butt cheeks and so delicately grasping ones butt cheek..

Whoa, Elliott was just definitely Buttlarking that hot girl!

by Mh3234 August 8, 2016