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Admiral Buttermuffins

The cutest name on the internet.

Also, it is a picture by jenovasilver on Y!gallery... which happens to be adorably cute as well.
'OMG, here comes Admiral Buttermuffins! He's so cute!'

'OMFG where?'
Admiral Buttermuffins by NerdBomb October 20, 2008

buttmuffin 

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.
Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.
buttmuffin by Suki-M January 6, 2009

buttmuffin 

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?
buttmuffin by Maddie14 January 2, 2009

buttmuffins 

Cakes that appear on your butt.
Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass
buttmuffins by jd_haze February 15, 2009

buttmuffin 

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.
I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!
buttmuffin by ButtMuffin July 5, 2006

Buttermuffin 

A cute nickname that you call your significant other in order to piss them off, OR, make then feel gay.
Buttermuffin by IGotThatBVD December 6, 2011